Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes

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I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met, haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.

On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high, and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.

You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

If you were Jesus, today would be Christmas!

Smart, good looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!

It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night 😉

Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?

Congratulations on getting slightly older!

Well done – you have still been alive for several years!

Happy birthday – I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me 

Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!

Birthdays are like spotting Bigfoot. You really do want to see them but you’re a little afraid of what they’ll look like…

If you look back through all the years you’ve lived, the first thing you’ll notice is that you need a telescope.

Happy birthday – So far, this is the oldest you’ve ever been!

At least you’re not as old as you will be next year… if you make it!

If anyone calls you old, hit them with your cane and throw your teeth at them!

Yes, we have reached that age… when every compliment we get is usually followed by ‘for your age’. You’re still looking great though… for your age!

As you get older, three things happen. The first thing is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two.

Congratulations! You are now old enough to need TWO packs of candles for your cake.

We all knew this day was coming. It’s best to just suck it up and accept it’s no longer acceptable for you to eat a happy meal in public

Don’t worry about your age… alcohol will make it all better!

I will stop making age jokes on your birthday now… you’ve reached the age where it’s genuinely not funny anymore.

Just remember the more candles on the cake, the bigger the cake you’ll get! Now who’s laughing

Another year older and you’re one step closer to getting those Velcro shoes!

Remember that age is just a number… just a really, REALLY high one in your case!

I regret to inform you that your childhood has EXPIRED.

Happy birthday! Let’s celebrate the first time you cried naked in someone else’s bed

I hope you have a happy annual celebration of escaping from your mum’s uterus. I wish that you may never again have to return to your dark underwater prison

Birthdays are like bogeys. The more you have, the harder it is to breathe!

I hope your birthday is better than walking through a fart with your mouth open

Since it’s your birthday, I’ll let you leave the lights on.